just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it because I queefed?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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