you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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