The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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