I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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