brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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