are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
