Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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