what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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