I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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