i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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