I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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