Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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