Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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