Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
