hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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