My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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