So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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