...so i touched it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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