i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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