shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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