have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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