i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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