Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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