dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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