Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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