It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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