And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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