did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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