he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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