i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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