I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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