This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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