Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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