Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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