Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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