East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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