talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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