he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Randomize
