Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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