recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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