As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
