I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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