apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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