okay pat passed out under dana's car
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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