clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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