I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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