Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He did a backflip because drugs
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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