we're blogging at a bar
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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