Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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