I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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