All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want to make a zoo with you.
I bet he comes in French.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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