Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I am one with the molecules
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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