That's intense
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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